Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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She can't play that INSTRUMENT efficiently enough
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Becsuse she's locked her heart away at the bottom of a bottle.
He is obsessed with BDSM teddy bears.
Because she is protected by a cow and lives in a swamp 
When I asked if he wanted a date he said he wasn't hungry
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Because he introduces himself as Fuzz_ball. So his dates laugh a little giggle because they think he’s cute. “What’s your real name? I’m Sylvia. See … we’re not online right now so you can tell me your real name. Not your profile name.”
“It’s Fuzz_ball. Please to meet you Sylvia”
*Eye roll*. “If you were going to a job interview and they pulled up your resume, what name would be on top of said resume?”
“Fuzz_ball”
“For fuck sake. Mom always told me you won’t find a good man online. I should have listened to her but nooooooooo … TAXI!!!!!”
“It’s Fuzz_ball. Please to meet you Sylvia”
*Eye roll*. “If you were going to a job interview and they pulled up your resume, what name would be on top of said resume?”
“Fuzz_ball”
“For fuck sake. Mom always told me you won’t find a good man online. I should have listened to her but nooooooooo … TAXI!!!!!”
He hasn’t met anybody who makes him feel that being with them is better than being single
Because she dominates in the sheets and most men cant handle her.
Still sealed. She's waiting for proper pairing and someone worthy to uncork her 
Flees before she reads it
Flees before she reads it
Farts whenever someone says to her "Good morning"
Smiles at every woman who pass by and none reciprocate.
Because she’s lost the key to the locket