Banter Why Are They Single?

[Harley31]

He doesnt have 4 friends to lose the bet with

 

[Fildo66]

Because she calls every date Fred so she doesn’t forget their name. When they correct her, she just says, “Yeah, yeah, yeah… I’ll learn your real name if we get to date 2, Fred.”
She’s on Fred part 8 right now.

 

[Lexi_79]

Because he keeps forgetting his clothes…

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Because she is always so pruney and smelling of Epson salts and bubble bath. Its almost like the bathtub guy in The Trueman Show.

 

[Amelia24]

He never lets anyone talk …instead he just keeps telling everyone he is finger linkin good while wearing a KFC chicken bucket as a hat

 

[Harley31]

On the first date she gets drunk and goes on an adventure, forgetting she was even on a date

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

She tells all the guys on the first date; do you want to see my fanny? When they say yes she shows them a picture of her Aunt Fanny. They quickly shut up and look for an exit.

 

[Harley31]

He entices her with the promise of being finger licking good and then orders KFC lol

 

[Saximony]

Her Harley is bigger and badder than all her dates harleys

 

[Lexi_79]

Because he’s so talented being a fisherman, lumberjack, axman ac guy and pinball wizard he knows how to make people disappear

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Because she doesn't like bad jokes

 

[Lexi_79]

Because she doesn't like bad jokes

Because he tells bad jokes

 

[Smiling_Tom]

She’s single because every date she excuses herself to take a bath.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

He's single because every woman he dates has to leave to take a bath.

 

[Harley31]

He's single because 'crispy' isn't a word you want describing yourself on a sex site

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Single because it's still hard for her to mingle.

 

[Harley31]

He an avoidant and keeps his options open

 

[Smiling_Tom]

She' single because she doesn't like even numbers. Superstitious

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

He's single because he pursues one girl at a time like a stalker and has a sinister smile.

 

[Saximony]

He lures them in by pretending to be all sweet and tender till he gets them home in bed then he breaks out the panko crumbs eggs and cooking oil and says "lets get crispy baby!"