Banter Why Are They Single?

Suspects anybody with insight to be routinely employing generative Ai resources.
 
Brings a purse of lunchmeat to dates, but doesn't include an ice pack. 🚩
 
Keeps bees. Inside of his home. The only sealed off and safe space from the bees is the bedroom, but it has no ventilation or A/C.
 
Communicates in one to two word replies, leaving everything open to countless interpretations and the dates assume the worst.
 
Thinks different tone in the present excuses persistent undesirable and targeted tone in the past and when butthurt, accuses others of being butthurt. Needless to say, folks aren't into that and dey b sayin' shiz like "Make it make sense."
 
Full of Sprite. In fact thats all he drinks and insists his dates do as well. One gal asked for 7 up and he was so full of sprite and pissed about it he pissed himself.
 
Harley31 said:
Tells his date what to say and how to respond to him 😂
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Her: kiss me.
Him: no.
Her: kiss me now!
Him: you scare me.
Her: kiss me now or you'll regret it.
Him *flees*

Thead:
Intimidating statue of a man that intrigues the women, until they hear his little squeaky voice. 🤷‍♂️
 
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