Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Annoying

 

[Saximony]

False advertising. Hes not tender and crispy at all hes actually tough and soggy.

 

[Harley31]

Being a sax player he has the lung capacity to not need to come up for air so obviously single by choice.

 

[Stanthropical]

Everywhere she goes, every step she takes, something jingles, like a bell. And nobody can figure it out. And it drives people completely insane.

 

[Harley31]

He doesn't recognize when someone is flirting with him, he assumes they're being nice or have an ulterior motive

 

[FreedomFries]

Keeps flirting with oblivious people

 

[Harley31]

Hes not at all oblivious lol

 

[LdyHntr]

She may be too direct for some! Lol

 

[Slopps]

Mate, you'll never get laid if you don't have a profile picture. Trust me, i know what saying...

 

[Saximony]

He only wants sloppy seconds and his dates get creeped out when he asks them to have sex with someone else before they go out on a date.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

He gives her fresh produce when she asks if he is getting fresh with her.

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Doesn't know how to freshen up

 

[Lilith2_0]

Because he left off “peeping” from his screen name, smiling Tom sounds innocent. He’s truly a smiling peeping Tom…creepy

 

[shambles925]

Because her standards are so high

 

[Smiling_Tom]

First thing she says to her date: massage my feet. Says it like kiss my ass

Edit

Spends most of his time showering or bathing

 

[Saximony]

Spends all of his time....every minute of every day horny.

 

[Stanthropical]

Spends all his time not spending time where it matters in the relationship.

 

[Saximony]

Spends all his time not spending time where it matters in the relationship.

Very very true.

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Spends all his time on FCN kicking spammers and scammers out.

 

[Slopps]

He's secretly in love with his ex wife(s)

 

[LdyHntr]

No one can handle his massive weaponry!!