Banter Why Are They Single?

[Slopps]

She wanted to meet at the BeaCH but he flew to the Bacau airport instead (international airport code : BCH). Vowels could have gotten you laid my friend...

 

[Saximony]

He chews with his mouth open.

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Gropes every waiter's ass, female or male, saying: I will take this. Meaning the bill

 

[Stanthropical]

Smells like fish

 

[Slopps]

Only attracts cats... Maybe he also smells like fish?

 

[Stanthropical]

He smells like a bottle of dried up beer

 

[Slopps]

He has a weird smelling/sniffing fetish?

 

[Lexi_79]

His farts smell like stinky cheese

 

[Amelia24]

Everytime she takes men home her overprotective horses kick them in the nuts and well they aren’t any use anymore

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Stopped drinking and since then she sees no fun in dating

 

[Lexi_79]

He keeps buying girls too many peaches

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Doesn't give her date a chance to talk

 

[Lexi_79]

Talks to much about peaches

 

[Smiling_Tom]

She likes apples so much but can't say she doesn't like bananas. Kinda infatuated. Not a bad thing, but so far her dates are not up to it