Worst pick-up lines and compliments

[LdyHntr]

What are some of the best/worst/funniest pick-up lines or compliments you’ve heard? Make ya all laugh!

 

[SamanthaSam]

A guy walked up to me in a store once and said "nice shoes." I was like thanks, then he said "I bet they'd look better with my head between them." Literally didnt know what to say to that.

 

[SeaPaganLady]

You are pretty but you would look so much better if did not dress like you are going to a Halloween Party.

 

[SeaPaganLady]

You are very pretty but all that makeup and hair dye is very distracting.

 

[Delight]

Do you have any sultanas?

No? Then how about a date?

 

[AmberDoll]

In here
Hai and Hmu

 

[SeaPaganLady]

You must be a beautiful angel because it looks like you fall from heaven sorry but I'am a Satanist and no way in hell.

 

[Stanthropical]

A guy walked up to me in a store once and said "nice shoes." I was like thanks, then he said "I bet they'd look better with my head between them." Literally didnt know what to say to that.

Maybe he wanted for you to walk on his face.

 

[SeaPaganLady]

Do you want to come over to my house to listen to my classic rock collection babe??? (Me) no way in hell I listen to modern rock music. (Him) you don't know what your missing your music is so awful. (Me) I do know what I'am missing a date with you and you touching me gross.

 

[SeaPaganLady]

Pretending to be a goth to get into my pants is annoying every time and in the real world I just deny being a witch and tell them to go away because I'am not interested. Because I know they will never leave alone and they will only do so when they find another unsuspecting goth chick to trick into bed or a relationship built on lies.

 

[UAPbobby]

My favorite straight to the point chat up line is..do you fancy a shag?
(Her) NO
well do u mind laying down while I have one?

 

[Male_uk]

My mate trying to chat up a bird to which she replies
"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
Him: "Want a better one?"

 

[Izafly]

A guy walked up to me in a store once and said "nice shoes." I was like thanks, then he said "I bet they'd look better with my head between them." Literally didnt know what to say to that.

I would have told him "So you like women walking all over you, huh?"

 

[SamanthaSam]

I would have told him "So you like women walking all over you, huh?"

Lol I was so shocked that he had the balls to say that I just wasnt quick enough!

 

[LdyHntr]

I just saw this one a few minutes ago! Lol :

Hey tasha how are you doing. Can’t really make too much out in your profile pic but I can tell you have a fine set of tits

@Rocco99