Wtf?! "small gitls" - not sure what the actual ewww he meant by that!! Hope he's not suggesting molesting young girls, cause if he was I'd have to tear off his goosebump and stick in his back side and sew it up to rot in there!
I'm sure there's still ways to feel good with it in your own way without fishing so fucking hard on all the threads and our personal walls!
Gotta wonder if he can even manage a wank let alone whether his load is a teaspoon size ... if there is a load or does the said "load" go inside him cause it's inverted?