I've gone through a white castle drive through naked with a buddy of mine before and was asked...and I quote..."are you in a sorority or something?" So I can't imagine you gobbling like a turkey could illicit a response that was any more insulting than that (I mean my penis should have been completely visible, but maybe it was cold....yeah...cold) and, people working now deserve some entertaining....
WYLM order you only chilitos? (Which happens to be slang for small penis in some regions)