Oooh yes. Sand fleas and crabs too. We can make a natural pond-bay for the little creatures, in the middle of the living room. Cover it up with sea glass and use it as a coffee table.
Fuck yeah! Get one of those boba tea straws to spit the octopuses to far distances. Extra points if they get hit in the arse. I'll be right next to you doing the same.
That would be EPIC!! We also have to add a bat signal lamp and shine it across the water to scare off poachers (and to shine in intruders' faces, momentarily blind them so we can sic our octopuses on them).
Wylm add soft yellow fairy lights inside for post-edm chill, gazing at the stars?