Icebreaker Game Would you let me?

[Vicki_Wolf]

You don't do that for me already ?

WYLM take you on a sailboat ride on a moonlit night?

 

[Apricot]

Yes

Wylm point out the stars as our sailboat was sinking?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'd lose my mind.

Would you let me use you as a flotation device?

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Well being chunky I'm naturally buoyant so yeah XD

Wylm complain the whole time

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't like complaints. I'd rather swim until I drown.

Would you let me show you how seahorses give birth and explain to you that male seahorses are the ones who give birth?

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Of course XD

Wylm take notes

 

[Harley31]

Sure but I knew that

Wylm tell you about the male octopus that rips off its penis and throws it at the female for mating? Brings new meaning to "go fuck yourself" lol

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Oh that's fascinating

Wylm tell how female octopi will occasionally pretend to be receptive to a male just so he can get close enough for her to attack and eat?

 

[Apricot]

No, I’d rather forgo that knowledge

Wylm explain what math is?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Errybodeh kno wot mafs is

Would you let me put vodka in your orange juice?

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Definitely



Wylm pick a drink for you

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Sure

WYLM share it with you?

 

[Apricot]

Sure

Wylm rub your back to sleep?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Back rubs are the best way to fall asleep

WYLM use you as a pillow?

 

[Apricot]

Sure

Wylm fluff up my pillows for you?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Fluffed pillows bring the best dreams

WYLM cuddle you all night long as i sleep?

 

[Apricot]

You bet

Wylm cover us both with a feathered duvet?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

you are to kind

WYLM make you breakfast in the morning as a thank you?

 

[Apricot]

Sounds just lovely

Wylm launder your clothes while we dine?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Creepy.

Would you let me feed you all tomatoes and cucumbers from my garden in just one day?