pigheaded Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,641 I’ll pass Wylm cut your hair blindfolded using a butter knife and determination
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Aug 14, 2022 #7,642 Sure, but you'd have to find my dead body first. Would you let me tie you to a chair and feed you delicious, moist cake, occasionally offering strong and sweet spiced chai with milk? For a few h ours.
Sure, but you'd have to find my dead body first. Would you let me tie you to a chair and feed you delicious, moist cake, occasionally offering strong and sweet spiced chai with milk? For a few h ours.
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,644 No. Would you let me punch your arm as hard as I like?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Aug 14, 2022 #7,645 Only if it wouldn't hurt me Would you let me talk to you about nightmares?
pigheaded Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,646 Sure.. Wylm share them with the site so they can make funny comments about them
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,647 nooooooooooooooooooooooooo meanie WYLM make you a vegan dessert?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Aug 14, 2022 #7,648 Sure, but be ready to look like a doofus if I fabricate them and they inadvertently implicate you as a creep. Edit: Probably @ vegan dessert Would you let me prepare for you a bastard crustless stovetop quiche?
Sure, but be ready to look like a doofus if I fabricate them and they inadvertently implicate you as a creep. Edit: Probably @ vegan dessert Would you let me prepare for you a bastard crustless stovetop quiche?
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,649 Yeah. Would you let me tell you all the intricate details of my life, free from any judgement?
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,650 yep as long as it has no meat in it absolutely WYLM make a black bean salad to go with dinner?
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,651 Go for it. Would you let me know all the intricate details of your life, if I asked?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Aug 14, 2022 #7,652 LOL Yes. I like to try new eats. Edit: Unlikely. Some things must always remain private. A relationship is an exception. Would you let me get a tattoo of you name on my ass, but you'd have to watch the whole thing?
LOL Yes. I like to try new eats. Edit: Unlikely. Some things must always remain private. A relationship is an exception. Would you let me get a tattoo of you name on my ass, but you'd have to watch the whole thing?
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,653 I’d have a front row seat. Would you let me tell you all the intricate details of my life, with meat included?
I’d have a front row seat. Would you let me tell you all the intricate details of my life, with meat included?
Stanthropical De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r Aug 14, 2022 #7,654 LOL Probably. Would you let me turn your basement into an aquarium?
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,655 I don't have a basement WYLM cook fish on a bbq in your garden?
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,656 If I had a basement, no. No @ fish. I bet that would smell vile in this weather as well. Would you let me show you my loft and all the weird shit I keep up there?
If I had a basement, no. No @ fish. I bet that would smell vile in this weather as well. Would you let me show you my loft and all the weird shit I keep up there?
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,657 yes WYLM sort the stuff in your loft and get rid of some?
Esoterix Zookeeper Staff member Aug 14, 2022 #7,658 Be my guest. There’s probably someone living up there for all I know. Would you let me live in your loft?
Be my guest. There’s probably someone living up there for all I know. Would you let me live in your loft?
Locket44 Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,659 yes but I wouldn't recommend it WYLM move into your spare room even though you don't know me?
Heather Resident FCN Regular Aug 14, 2022 #7,660 Miss Locket get your butt on over here WYLM introduce you to my crazy family