Icebreaker Game Would you let me?

No. Don't know what that is.

Would you let me tell you odd things about myself once per day, every day, forever, whether you're ready or not?
 
Go on.

Would you let me send you morning wake up messages of bizarre stuff that would leave you thinking “wtf…” for a good few hours?
 
Doubt you would, and he means me.

Would you let me just exist and accept that I might have actually been bettering myself in the time I was gone?
 
What? Seems like a misplaced personal question not mean for this thread.

Would you let me give you a haircut? I have zero experience.
 
Like you could feed anything on fire to anyone.

Would you let me put lithium grease on all hinges in your home?
 
I regularly wd40 my hinges. You’d be adding unnecessary grease.

Edit - So long as it’s not a surprise. I don’t like surprises.

Would you let me change your cambelt? I’ve no experience…
 
No. 6.0L LS2 has a cam chain and entire front end of car/engine needs to be disassembled. You would't even get to it. I'd watch you try, however, with a signed promise to pay for Re-assembly of youre unable to complete.

Would you let me stamp polka dots all over you?
 
I see no benefit to me. No.

Would you let me drive your car, while you’re passenger and I say “VROOM” at an annoyingly and unnecessarily loud tone, each time I revved it?
 
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