Would you...............me?

Definitely...but I will get really sweaty dripping sweat on every item you own. I'll take off my shirt annd wipe my face but the sweat will keep dripping like a leaky faucet. It will then in turn make my hands slippery...causing me to drop approximately 39.76% of the items I'm moving, definitely damaging most of them...but nothing a couple thousand dollars (or whatever currency) can repair. You'll offer me beer, and I'll drink it even though I haven't had a drink in over 7 years...I'll start not caring and throwing stuff out of your windows towards whatever vehicle we are loading up. Sadly some of the windows will be closed and the heavy objects will break them...not our problem though, it's the next people who will deal with it. I might throw up in the street or your car as well. Sound good?


Would you please give another beer to me?
 
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Yes, but only if you drink it by means of me pouring it between my ass cheeks and letting it drip off my ball bag onto your tongue.

Would you drink a beer like that for me?
 
Yup. I might even name some.other fruits as well.... raspberries...water melon... cantaloupe. Plum. If you relax and say plum really fast your cheeks kind of bounce. I might even throw in some other words of wisdom...

Would you, if I went on a trip, have some entertainment lined up for me?
 
Sure thing. We can go to the store for apples and sausage and rest. That’s very entertaining to me....


Would you make a music video with me?
 
Yup.

Me. Saying plums, while eating plums.

*Edit* I don't know how fun of a music video that would be...so sorry for messing up the flow lol. Carry on.

Would you be willing to work on my personal wall to get to know me better?
 
Sure, but you'd have to take the cookie out of your mouth, it makes it difficult to understand you.

Would you give a top gun high five and miss on the lower follow through so you smack my ass for me?
 
Learn to? Like I don't know how already? Now granted I might need to get some lessons in order to become an expert, but I'll have to do some research on who the experts are..

Would you like to take the entrance exam for Ball Expert Jugglers Engaging With Enthusiasm Like Experts Do for me?
 
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