Would you...............me?

Heck no. My left side's dating my right side. So my left foot is busy playing footsie with my right foot, and my left is feeling up my right hand. Sorry!

Would you wear wet toilet paper on your head and go into work, for me to be entertained?
 
As long as I didn’t have to wet the toilet paper in the toilet bowl sure. Anything to make you smile.


Would you bake some cookies with me ?
 
All day long - as long as I can lick the bowl and spatula afterwards AND have first dibs on any spare cookie dough that I can mash into my face like a drunken guy at a kebab shop!

Would you crochet something for me?
 
Sure Momo - do you have sugar on your cornflakes? or would you like this wrapping separately?

Would you come watch the new Star Wars film with me?
 
Only if I can be Princess Leia!! And yes, the new one is released at midnight tonight - I'm off to watch it at five past midnight tonight!!!

Would you roleplay scenes from Star Wars with me?
 
100% but be warned, what my body does compared to what I think my body is doing in my head are two massively different things!! You'd best give me some space in case you catch a heel to the face!!

Would you break the tension at a party by being the first one on the dance floor with me?
 

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