Would you...............me?

[UnsaintedCali]

All the ones I'm able to drink, absolutely!!

Would you be willing to try an all vegan restaurant with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I’d try anything once but just incase it’s as bad as it sounds is there a McDonald’s over the road (we’ll call it plan B!)

Would you knock up a full English breakfast for me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

I would but first you’d have to explain what you just asked. Knock up means to get pregnant, right?

Would you get drunk and go Christmas caroling with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Maybe tomorrow night, I’m in recovery mode right now! And knock up as in “to make” not as in impregnate - do NOT do that to my breakfast!

Would you itch that spot in the middle of my back that I can never reach for me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

Absolutely. If you do the same for me. A good back scratch is heavenly.

Would you avoid tickling me, however? I get violent if tickled. Involuntarily.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Violent?? Lol, I will definately avoid tickling then!!

Would you sexily sashay across the room towards me?

 

[Thalassa]

No. You wouldn't be able to deal with my sex appeal. You'd have a cardiac arrest.

Would you be stupid enough to put your life on the line if some silly woman said "ooh baby, do it for me, go rob the national bank"?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

No, because I'd already be trying to pull off the biggest heist in the world... Stealing her heart.

Oooh the cringe

Would you sit and watch all 3.5 hours of The Irishman with me?

 

[Thalassa]

Hahahaaaaa so corrrrnnnyyyy, sooooo cuuuutttteeee!

Depends. Is there ample food to last those 3.5 hours, or is there a risk of starvation at any moment during that time?

Would you join me in a life of (benign) crime, as highway robbers?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Hahahaaaaa so corrrrnnnyyyy, sooooo cuuuutttteeee!

Depends. Is there ample food to last those 3.5 hours, or is there a risk of starvation at any moment during that time?

Would you join me in a life of (benign) crime, as highway robbers?

I'm 6'2", 330lbs. If I'm not starving, neither are you.

And yes, let's rob the fuck out of highways.

Would you be okay drinking high alcohol kombucha with me?

 

[Thalassa]

Thank you for not starving either of us

No alcohol for me. Regular probiotic kombucha, sure.

Would you go to the circus with me?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

As long as no animals are used, absolutely.

Would you buy fun, themed socks for me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

Right up my alley.

Would you let me ride you piggyback through the mall while yelling, “Faster, Jocko! We need to get to the store before they sell out!”

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

This makes me laugh just reading it so yes, yes I would!!

Would you share your dessert with me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

Of course I would. Unless you eat slowly. Then I can’t be trusted to wait for you. My patience only goes so far.

Would you read T’was the Night Before Christmas to me while I drink hot chocolate with marshmallows?

 

[WomanOnTop]

It would be impolite to hog all the cocoa so of course.

Only if it is set no higher than 90 degrees. Otherwise I get uncomfortable. Weird, I know.

Would you clean my apartment for me, either wearing a skimpy outfit or not?

 

[Alexa79]

I’d wear the outfit skip the cleaning.

would you tag @theoriginalnumber8 for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

No because that’s childish!!

Would you do that trick with your hands for me?

 

[Yesm01]

Would you get down on one knee and scrub that schmeg for me?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

My knee? For you? Yesm...I would.









See what I did there?

Would you wash my back for me?