Would you...............me?

[Alexa79]

No because @theoriginalnumber8 Says I’m a childish.
Edit yes but I wont look.

Would you twirl with me

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I’d rather scrub a back than a schmeg (you should look it up in the urban dictionary!)

edit: @Alexa79 of course I would twirl for you, what do I need to wear whilst twirling?

Would you talk dirty for me?

 

[Alexa79]

Get that mud off your boots @theoriginalnumber8

A tutu or nothing!
Would you smoke pot with/ for me

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Wow @Alexa79 thats pure filth right there!! It’d be a pleasure to smoke pot with you, as long as your fridge is well stocked!

Would you watch crappy Christmas movies with me?

 

[Alexa79]

Of course I would. We’d watch movies and laugh when we should cry and eat a ton of food.

would you paint my toe nails for me

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

If you do me I’ll do you! Do you have any macho pink colours for mine?

Would you judge my belly dancing skills for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Would you show me your pole dancing skills?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I can send you videos of me in my hay day but, alas, my pole dancing skills are no more due to an”incident” in 2010 that left me with terrible chaffing!

Would you attend ballroom dance classes with me?

 

[Jinxy]

I would. But you better wear your steel cap boots.


Would you dress up with me ?

 

[UnsaintedCali]

Absolutely. I even have a bow tie.

Would you under dress with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Sure. Clothes are over rated.


Would you come lingerie shopping with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Yes that’s a given but do I have to try stuff on again like last time?

Would you take pictures from the changing rooms and send them to me?

 

[Jinxy]

The pictures I take of you trying on lingerie will definitely be upload here. Don’t worry.


Would you do a fashion parade for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I would parade with those lace panties wedged in the crack of my arse all night long!!

Would you shave my ass cheeks for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Only if I could shave out a Christmas decoration on them.

Would you sing a Christmas Carol to me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Is silent night ok? I’ll even wear my new Christmas earrings made from freshly shaved ass cheek hair!

Would you pull a Christmas cracker with me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

Of course I would. If it’s what I think it is. Or even if it was a euphemism I still might.

Would you hold hands and skip down the road with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

That sounds like a lot of fun, I’m in!

Would you dance around a maypole with me?

 

[WomanOnTop]

For sure! Looks like a great time!

Would you camp deep in the woods with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Just promise me you’re not a serial killer and I’m there!

Would you cook breakfast in the woods for me?