Would you...............me?

Even though I’m having breakfast and lunch, I’ll fit in a little brunch!

edit: yes but do I have to be on your side?

Would you attend a party with me
 
Are we still playing laser tag whilst strolling? Yes, I would stroll with you, is it a day time or night time stroll?

Would you hire a paddle boat on a lake with me
 
I’d buy you one but the size depends on how well you’ve paddled - sounds like you might be getting a single scoop in a tub! :p

Would you play hide and seek with me
 
And risk salmonella poisoning? Ew, no!

Would you rub the cookie dough all over you and stick pheasant feathers to it, for me to photograph?
 
Yes, I love biking.

Would you wear those tight speedo biking shorts and flirt with the damsels that you come across, again for my entertainment?
 
Film it? Definitely...how else would I capture both your and the flirtee's face when I smash a mud pie on your head, knocking you off your bike into a dog taking a shit next to you, covering you in dog shit, mud, and sweat. And then your continued flirting efforts will be much more enjoyable.

Would you make mud pies with me?
 
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