Would you...............me?

[theoriginalnumber8]

Only if we can listen to my music!

Would you sing along in the car with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Try and stop me. And believe me you would be trying. I’m a terrible singer.


Would you take road trip selfies with me?

 

[Dogowar]

Smile for the camera


Would you hold a place for me in line?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Oh hell yes - but only if I pulled over - safety first! We could pretend to be Thelma and Louise (baggsy Thelma!)

Edit: Of course I would Dogo - despite the dirty looks and derogatory comments I would get from other people in line!!

Would you take pics of me sprawled on a car bonnet in just my underpants for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Puppy. Sure

Thread: ohh work it baby.

Would you pull over every time I need to pee for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Lol - maybe not every time BUT I could bring a bucket for you? I’d close my eyes whilst you went to save your dignity - I’m a gentleman after all!

Would you “top and tail” in a cheap crappy roadside hotel with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Ummm how bad do your feet smell?


Would you check the room for rodents before we went in for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Only if you check for spiders!! And my feet don’t smell - unless you spilled your pee bucket in the car!!

Would you hog all the duvet from me?

 

[Jinxy]

If it’s cold for sure.


Would you take the pillow with the giant stain on it for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

So you get the good pillow AND the duvet?!! Good job I’m a gentleman still!!

Would you please not snore for me!

 

[Jinxy]

I don’t snore. Well I don’t wake myself up if I do.


Would you go grab a coffee in the morning so it’s ready when I wake for me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

There are numerous considerations to take here:
1) How much sleep I got due to your snoring
2) Did I get hypothermia from having no duvet
3) Did I catch anything from that pilllow
4) How thoroughly the spider check was done
But I suppose, as it’s you, then yes I’ll grab coffee and probably bagels or muffins!

Would you, when we get back on the road, be the navigator for me?

 

[Dogowar]

You know that's a given

Would you make me breakfast ?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I could save you a bagel if you want? Jinxy is probably too busy with her bucket to eat anyway!!

Would you go for a picnic with me?

 

[TBig88M]

If theres a sixpack Heineken in that basket... sure why not.

Would you go to Burning Man with me

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Without a doubt, that would be incredible!

Would you drink copious amounts of alcohol and go streaking with me?

 

[Dogowar]

I'd need copious amounts lol

Would you go bar hopping with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Does bar shopping translate as “pub crawl”? Because if so, I’m in!!

Would you walk through the streets late at night trying to find our hotel, whilst upside down and chewing on a kebab with me??

 

[Jinxy]

Why am I upside down? And I prefer chicken nuggets over a kebab. But sure.


Would you If my feet got sore offer to piggy back me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

M’lady, your carriage awaits! Just don’t throttle me as you hold on!

(also upside down = drunk!)

Would you do cartwheels at the beach with me?