Would you...............me?

[Jinxy]

A full body massage from a stranger. Not so sure about that.

Would you just stick to my shoulders and back for me?

 

[TBig88M]

As you wish... But you wil regret it.
Im very good with my hands.


Would you like to get to know me better?

 

[IceQueen1]

Sure in a platonic way to begin with

Would you float down the river with me?

 

[MissLed]

Sure

Would you use me s a raft?

 

[IceQueen1]

Sure that could be very fun!

Will you keep me warm if the water is cold.

 

[TBig88M]

I can't
I lay on the bottom of the river..
After we capsized I drowned
The extra clothes to keep us warm were to heavy for me to swim with.

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

for @IceQueen1 Sure; come into my arms

Edit: no reply as there is no question

Would you rest your head on my left shoulder for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Nope. If you said the right then maybe. But not the left.


Would you come to the drive in with me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

My bad; next time I will be more cautious in choosing between right or left

Yes; sure

Would you tell more about it for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Sure ... we will drive in, eat snacks and watch a movie.



Would you come see any movie with me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

Yes; and have drinks

Would you choose one for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Sure let’s go see the next Jumanji



Would you buy popcorn for me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

Just popcorn? I will buy ya what you ask me to buy.

Would you sit on my right for me?

 

[Jinxy]

So you want me to drive then? Ok


Would you clean the car after for me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

I can't drive while I'm on the right and It's your area

Why not if you give me a hand whenever I need it

Would you, while I'm cleaning the car, make some coffee for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Geez do I have to do everything!!!


Would you just go thru the drive thru and get coffees for me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

Lazy woman lol gotta make you move more

Would you, after cleaning the car, go out and walk with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Sure I like walking


Would you tell a joke to me?

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

I'm known as a jokester; so you ask the right person (glad that I should not have to choose between R and L here lol)

Would you tell, to each joke, what you find funny for me?

 

[Jinxy]

I will hold up marks out of 10


Would you get offended when I do with me?