Would you...............me?

[theoriginalnumber8]

Deal, but does yours need dry cleaning to? Has all this dancing made you thirsty? Do you want ice in it? Clink clink!

Would you adopt a dolphin with me?

 

[LillyK]

Sure!! *accidentally spills it on your shirt* Let me help you with that...

Oops lol I wasnt fast enough That sounds like an extra responsibility and im already providing for 2 kids and a freeloader. Nope!

Would you distract me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Look, over there!
Did it work? We’re you distracted? Is that what you meant?

Would you play strip poker with me?

 

[LillyK]

Look, over there!
Did it work? We’re you distracted? Is that what you meant?

Would you play strip poker with me?

THAT is the distraction I need... yes

Would you tease me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I could wear several pairs of underpants whilst we are playing strip poker then every time I lost I’d take a pair off to reveal another pair underneath! I do love to tease like that! I’d obviously remove each pair with my thumbs for extra effect!

Would you accept a massage from me?

 

[LillyK]

Only if you're good at it My neck and shoulder hurt

Would you take a walk with me in the rain?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

If you don’t mind getting wet

Would you take a hot shower with me?
(After we got wet in the rain obvs!)

 

[Jinxy]

If you didn’t hog all the water stream.



Would you help towel dry me ?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Definately, but I only have hand towels so it may take a while - are you in a rush or do you want me to crack on so you don’t get cold?

Would you blow dry my hair for me?

 

[Jinxy]

Sure, want me to just blow on it or should I use the hair dryer?


Would you pick out something to wear for me.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Lol I did think just the hairdryer but I’m now imagining you blowing it and it’s making me laugh so I’ll go with that option - hope you’re good at blowing or it could take a while!
And yes I’ll pick out something for you to wear - could I request that you wore yoga pants while blowing me (sorry, blowing my hair dry)

Would you sit down outside, take a bottle of wine or two from the fridge and watch the stars until we fell asleep, with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Yes I would.


Would you lend a blanket to snuggle to me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I only have small blankets so we’d have to snuggle reaaally close to keep warm! Unless we put our teletubby suits back on? Or will that kill the mood?

Would you suggest other ways to keep warm with me?

 

[Jinxy]

Build a pillow fort?


Would you serve cheese and crackers to me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Pillow forts are the future!!
I still have cheese and crackers left over from xmas - I’ve been dying to find someone to finish them off with, pull up a chair!!

Would you help eat all this excess Christmas food with me?

 

[Kbunny]

Duh

Would you feed it to me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Open wide......

Would you follow the food up by drinking the last of the xmas alcohol with me?

 

[Kbunny]

Waaaaaay ahead of you... *Gulp*

Would you hold my hair for me?

 

[Oldgymrat]

Depends on whether things are going in or out...

Would you let that go or slap me?

 

[Jenx5548]

Would you talk with me