Would you...............me?

[Little_Tammie]

Distinguished_One

Would you teach me how to play a musical instrument?

 

[Deleted member 133968]

I could teach a little piano.

Would you go skinny dipping with me?

 

[Little_Tammie]

sure for a piano lesson

Would you show me the ocean?

 

[Deleted member 133968]

Sure, for a kiss

Would you go to an adult bookstore with me?

 

[Little_Tammie]

If I do not have to touch anything lol

Would you teach me to drive a motorcycle?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I dont know how to ride one myself!

Would you scratch the part of my back that I can’t quite reach for me?

 

[Thalassa]

Yes. With a toilet brush.*

*may or may not be clean

Would you jump around with joy with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Undoubtedly! As long as you don’t want your toilet brush back, I’m keeping that dirty bad boy!

Would you come up with a secret handshake with me?

 

[Thalassa]

Your secret handshake precedes a jumbo-sized milkshake. I'll pass.

Would you share your food with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

It depends, if it’s something I like you’ve got no chance! I could maybe Chuck you a piece of broccoli or cauliflower if that would tide you over?

Would you stick the kettle on for me?

 

[Thalassa]

I eat everything. Broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts. However I take no responsibility for the gaseous emissions.

Stick the kettle on where? Your lower left cheek? Sure, that Richmond Kettle brand on your arse will be mighty hot, literally and figuratively.

Would you play soccer in the rain with me?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

I’d play soccer (or football as us civilised folk call it) anytime anywhere, are we on the same team or am I marking you?

Would you provide a reference for me?

 

[naughtyheather]

I could teach a little piano.

Would you go skinny dipping with me?

what do you teach a little piano?

 

[Alexa79]

I’d play soccer (or football as us civilised folk call it) anytime anywhere, are we on the same team or am I marking you?

Would you provide a reference for me?

you know I would. although it won’t help you… lol

would you go hiking with me

 

[naughtyheather]

yes

would you have a no media day?

 

[Deleted member 133968]

what do you teach a little piano?

Pah rum pum tsch! Touche!

 

[Deleted member 133968]

No media days occur regularly for me.

Would you kiss me?

 

[Jinxy]

No I don’t know you.


Would you clean my windows for me?

 

[Thalassa]

So I have a better view when I peep in? Yes, yes I will.

Would you help me clean her windows for a front row seat to the naked show?

 

[Alexa79]

Of course I would. That’s not even a question!!!

will you bring us treats after we clean the windows