Would you...............me?

[theoriginalnumber8]

I’ll definately bring treats but I have concerns over whether we will all fit on this ladder - or are we talking ground floor windows??

Would you do that thing that you do that I can never remember that makes me giggle like a teenage girl, for me?

 

[Sarah36f]

I could give it a try

Would you show your secret place to be alone to me

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

As long as when I’m there trying to be alone you don’t try and squeeze in there with me! Lol

Would you hire a rowing boat for the day with me?

 

[pigheaded]

Probably not, I’m not bait!

Would you take a hike on a snow covered mountain with me?

 

[Southern_honey]

No but only cause I’m not a hiker.


Would you set up a table and massage my body for me?

 

[pigheaded]

Absolutely

Would you go on a trip to Alaska with me

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Your treat. Sure.

Would you wrestle a saltwater crocodile for me?

 

[Someguy1323]

Wrestle?!? Fuck that, I'll let it eat me, it'll be too fat to move, then you can run over it with a space shuttle you bought on ebay at a discount because Elon is king of rockets firing prematurely now.

Would you be able to describe a water pump gasket for a 1997 Toyota Tacoma to me?

 

[Becca2u]

Nope

Would you help me find the handcuffs key in the other game?

 

[pigheaded]

Their hidden in the vestibule. It’s always the vestibule....

Would you cook me dinner for helping with the keys

 

[Becca2u]

Yes I would and promise no bacon or ham

Would you skinny dip in front of strangers?

 

[pigheaded]

Sure

Would you join me?

 

[Someguy1323]

Stranger danger! Sure I'd join you.

Would you massage my "leg" when I got the inevitable leg cramp from swimming, for me?

 

[pigheaded]

That is so not a leg! And I’ll pass on the massage...unlesss there's money involved....

Would you paint my house while wearing a tutu and reindeer antlers?

 

[Becca2u]

absolutely my standard painting suit.

Would you eat a bug?

 

[pigheaded]

If your wearing a tutu, sure I’ll eat a bug....

Would you pick up all the stuff I drop staring at you...err at the paint job?

 

[Becca2u]

Sure cleaning up is part of every job

Will you provide drinks?

 

[pigheaded]

All you can drink!

Would you go out and enjoy a quiet romantic dinner with me after painting?

 

[Becca2u]

I think I will say yes, would be fun

Would you feed me chocolate dipped strawberries?

 

[pigheaded]

Obviously....

Would you dance with me?