Would you...............me?

[Smiling_Tom]

Sure, choose the type of music

Would you travel with me?

 

[Saximony]

SSure if your paying

Would you do the dishes from a burnt demolished failed attempt at an omelet for me?

 

[Locket44]

Nope

would you pretend to be interested in documentaries about frogs for an afternoon with me?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

only if it's this:

Would you let me take private pics of you so I can recreate them in an acrylic painting?

 

[Lexi_79]

Only you!!!

Would you let me play some of your guitars

 

[Lilith2_0]

Definitely

Would you buy me lunch?

 

[Lexi_79]

Of course

Would you let me pick the restaurant

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Well of course my lady. Im always up for new cuisines or delicious staples.

Would you allow me to write you a most romantic poem describing every inch of your body?

 

[Locket44]

Sure why not

Would you come shopping with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only if you buy me things and stuff, snd more things and stuff, to the point of too many things and too much stuff that can't even be carried.

Would you ooze your juice on me?

 

[Lilith2_0]

Wellll….. depends if you could make me.

Would you wear a banana costume and walk down the street with me?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

If I can peel it off later

Would you forward that important email for me?

 

[LdyHntr]

Yes

Would you post one more gif that turns you on?

 

[Stanthropical]

That question doesn't work in this thread.

Would you commit espionage in UK with me?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Nope

Would you stap me to the bed and have your way with me?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Pour a bucket of Madagascar hissing cockroaches on you then de-tune your bass into nonsense and play out-of-tune nonsense while jumping up and down on your paper bowls.



Would you give a birthday gift to me?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Yes, more paper bowls and plates. Like a metric shit ton of them.

Would you teach me how to Tango?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, but you'd be the laughing stock, because I don't know how to tango. Also, wrong answer format.


Would you sell your soul to me?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

As long as I can reap all the rewards.

Would you forgive my tired brain for me?

 

[Saximony]

Yes of course.

Would you sharpen my chainsaw blades for me?