Would you rather...

[RobinElizaa]

Pinch.

would you rather sneeze every 5 minutes the rest of your life or have the hiccups the rest of your life?

 

[friendlystorm]

Hiccups would get super annoying real fast...sneezing would be the marginally lesser of two evils..lol

wyr live a plain but remarkably long or a very short but extremely exciting life?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fucks neither lol. I guess sneeze every 5 minutes ha. I hate hiccups.

Edits: I'm way too slow today. Uneventful and long, I guess...

Would you rather go on a date with your best friend or with a complete and total stranger?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Total stranger - my best friend is a 6ft tall rugby player!!

WYR be late for a funeral or a wedding?

 

[Someguy1323]

Am I the guest of honor? If so definitely the funeral, I'd gladly be late to star in that.

WYR eat tofu or plain baked potato

 

[RobinElizaa]

Tofu... I actually quite like tofu!

Would you rather get married right now, today, or not get married at all?

 

[SubSoph]

Not married at all.

Would you rather tell someone you like them or have them figure it out?

 

[Edie]

Hmmm. Let them figure it out, for a little why. Then tell them probably. I’m not the most patient of women.

WYR not shave your legs for a week or your armpits?

 

[Someguy1323]

Ugh....do I have to choose? Uh.....legs, at least I could.still wear my revealing tops without showing too much armpit hair


Wyr hurt your knee or elblow

 

[Edie]

Elbow. Knees are much more useful.

WYR dunk a biscuit in tea or coffee?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Neither, gravy for me. Lol

Would you rather have a great marriage with horrible sex, or a horrible marriage with great sex?

 

[friendlystorm]

I'm afraid I'd have to go with great marriage and horrible sex. If your marriage is great, sex is always something you can work on and you'll be generally more happy in the long run. Horrible marriage sounds just miserable with short stints of pleasure...and would probably fail.

wyr be an incredible artist no one knows or a horrible artist that everyone knows

 

[MissLed]

Incredible on thanks lol

Wyr.....Porcupine needles on your back..or...a sword fish nose?

 

[Bennettrose]

Porcupine needles on my back


Wyr a sauna or a bubble bath?

 

[MissLed]

Bubbles bath lol ...Better for love making lol Dont I repeat Dont do it in the sauna lol


Wyr...Make love in a bubble bath or a sauna lolol

 

[Someguy1323]

Bubble bath.... should I bring back that pfp?

Edit still bubble bath....heat from the sauna might cause the old ticker some issues

Wyr eat wet cat food....or wet dog food.

 

[Edie]

I’d rather starve. So fucking gross

WYR clean out a car litter tray or pick up dog poo?

 

[friendlystorm]

Wet cat food...at least it's more like canned fish. Wet dog food would be more like soggy stale biscuits. Yuck!

Edit: Probably a cat liter tray as you use a scoop. And it's small. Dog poop is like human poop and no thanks haha

Wyr have banana lips or a banana nose? haha

 

[MissLed]

Bubble bath.... should I bring back that pfp?

Edit still bubble bath....heat from the sauna might cause the old ticker some issues

Wyr eat wet cat food....or wet dog food.

lol nooooo lol umlessssssss you eat ya banana in there lol ...Hey..everyones got kinks lol

 

[MissLed]

lol ummmm lips I think lol ;...coz ya can get close enough to ummm other edible things with a banana nose.

WYR...Urinate on an electric fence...or use a child birth stimulater ?