Would you rather...

Missing context... That can be interpreted in so, so so many ways in 2023. Making up my own context—married, because various benefits.


Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?
 
Never animals. Eating only animals will shorten your life, mmmk?

Would you rather take amazing selfies but look terrible in all other photos or be photogenic everywhere but in your selfies?
 
Photogenic everywhere but selfies since I never do take selfies.

WYR have to buy everything with pennies (or the smallest coin in your locale) or always had to pay an extra 50% than everyone else?
 
Pennies.

Would you rather chop your wood or have someone else chop your wood, but 10x slower than you?
 
Someone else, surely they can't be slower than me?..

Wyr sing karaoke or go to a disco?.
 
Safari. I've had lots of beach vacations.


Your traveling 3000 miles. WYR drive & stop to see the sites as you go, or fly and get to your destination quickly
 
A theater

wyr buy 10 things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
 
Forget. Can always borrow from a neighbor. :D

WYR have to sing along with every song you hear no matter where you are or belch every hour to mark the time?
 
Belch. We belch many times per day just like we fart many times per day anyway.

Would you rather live to be 1,000, as you are now (your current age and health) until you're 1,000 but the only protein available is ground bugs of all sorts, formed into blocks and ready to use (kind of like tofu)
OR
Eat all sorts of meats in all sorts of ways you desire, all day every day without any negative health impact, and live to be 150 while aging naturally?
 
To be 1,000. If it’s guaranteed I’ll be in my current state of health, I’d just cut protein from diet. Or learn to love the taste of bugs. Whichever comes naturally.

Would you rather suck my big toe for an hour, after I’ve been on a run and not yet showered, there’s all fluff between the toes and stuff OR go on a run yourself and not be able to wash for a month after?
 
Chop. Chucking wood... lol. Is that a sales joke?

Would you rather eat your left shoe or your hair? All of it. All of your hair completely in its entirety.


Victoriax said:
To be 1,000. If it’s guaranteed I’ll be in my current state of health, I’d just cut protein from diet. Or learn to love the taste of bugs.
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You wouldn't be able to maintain your state of health without protein an likely not make it far at all.

https://wildplanetfoods.com/blogs/blog/what-happens-if-you-dont-get-enough-protein
 
Stanthropical said:
Chop. Chucking wood... lol. Is that a sales joke?

Would you rather eat your left shoe or your hair? All of it. All of your hair completely in its entirety.




You wouldn't be able to maintain your state of health without protein an likely not make it far at all.

https://wildplanetfoods.com/blogs/blog/what-happens-if-you-dont-get-enough-protein
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That wasn’t stipulated in the question. You should have been more specific.

I’d eat my shoe.

Would you rather only know how to cook mashed potato for the rest of your life and have to buy ready made meals/eat out for everything else? OR you know how to cook EVERYTHING yourself but can never go out to eat again?
 
No, not a sales joke.. there is a sport in Scotland called Caber Tossing.. look it up!

Thread: my shoe.. it's still in the trainer box.

Edit: cook everything myself.. saves a lot of money and effort in getting ready to face the outside world lol

Would you rather only know how to cook a few dishes to a professional level, or cook loads of dishes but there is always something wrong with one part of it?
 
I'll take the loads.

Would you rather cook with lard or coconut oil for the rest of your life?
 
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