Would you rather...

Probably lard as I think (don't know the reality) it wouldn't be cloying as coconut oil.

WYR use a toothbrush dipped into an aquarium to moisten it prior to use every time or not be allowed to use a toothbrush ever again?
 
WTF are these things?

Ill go with the beef cause its the only word in your sentence i recognize.

WYR eat 12 White Castle (Krystal) burgers in 1 sitting or 12 of those weirdo tofu sliders?
 
Tofu. All the protein with no cholesterol.

Semolina flour pasta or brown rice and quinoa flour pasta?

WTF are these things?

Ill go with the beef cause its the only word in your sentence i recognize.

I should have indicated "steak," but it's the same shit.

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Is brown rice and spam or hot dogs an option?

Ok ok brown rice and salmonella pasta.

Driving a rusty 1989 chevy camaro with a leaky exhaust pipe in zero degree weather from the south side of Chicago to Navy Pier or walking the same route in zero degree weather.
 
I'll take the Chevy

Cross a river with snakes or sleep in a bat infested cave?
 
Either but ill take the river i looooove the water there are snakes in my creek. I'll take the snakes in the river over the snakes and. The River over The snakes in politics anyday.


Drink used hot dog water or Eat Spam gel.
 
WTF is Kefir?
Buttermilk

Get hit in the ribs with a 90 mph fastball or punched in the face by Mike Tyson?
 
Mike Tyson, but I hope he's gentle enough with me.

Would you rather date a guy with or without facial hair?.
 
I wouldn't date a guy. Or anybody with facial hair. Hair can be shaved or re-grown, fyi. :P


Would you rather have a dragon roll or a spider roll?
 
Man you eat some weird shit no clue what either of those are but ill go with dragon.

Would you rather hold a tarantula or a garter snake?
 
I guess hot milk, apple probably sticky

Would you rather have nosy neighbors or noisy neighbors?
 
Maid.

Would you rather have a bird or a raccoon invasion in your back yard?
 
Skating. Exercise and staying warm > sitting and being cold, with a danger of falling through ice.

Would you rather be unable to grow any hair anywhere, except eyebrows, or get horny only once per month?
 
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