Would you rather...

Unable to grow hair, at least I can wear a wig.

WYR run a marathon or do a triathlon?.
 
Marathon.

Rather need to sleep at least 15hrs daily and be very energized or get only 4hrs daily and be less than energetic all the time?
 
Spanish. I'd use it far more then French..


WYR. Work 3 12 hour days and have 4 data off, or work 5 standard 8 hour days..?
 
Orange.

Would rather eat half-smoked cigarettes or drink undiluted vinegar with hot sauce if those were the only two cures for some disease you have?
 
Vinegar and hot sauce; cigarettes are noxious enough just to smell, much less trying to eat them.

Having to always speak like an auctioneer or to have to mime everything?
 
Mine everything.

You can eat only two meats fit the rest of your life and you MUST it to live, prepared anyway you like it, but it must remain: Would you rather live on Raw chicken or raw beef?
 
Beef only because raw chicken (I think) still would be more hazardous.

WYR be allowed to shower at your chosen water temperature for 10 seconds each day or must stay in the shower for 45 minutes each day?
 
45mins

The world is ending: Would you rather fly a fighter jet into space, you at the controls OR have your last breath while experiencing the wildest orgasm given by the person you hate the most at the height of the climax?
 
If I could afford it, around the world.

WYR have 40 days holiday and work 6 days a week. Or have 18 days holiday and work 3 days a week.
 
3 days a week and 18 holiday days

I am a nightmare for taking holiday days, so i see that as a win, minus the decrease in pay for only working 3 days a week lol

WYR have a yacht or a jet?
 
Yacht.

Would you rather be hired for your personality or your skills? Outcome and pay is the same.
 
Skills. Then I can still be an AZhoe if I wanna.

WYR have to daily for the rest of your life wash one beat-up ugly small car for a not-too-picky-owner or five classic cars to showroom quality?
 
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