Game Would you...? Why?

[pigheaded]

Nooo,

would you let me take you instead

 

[Apricot]

Sure but we need to wait to see if you get a better offer

Would you fan me please while I’m drinking these damn spicy Bloody Mary’s?

 

[pigheaded]

Nooo, I’m not a servant

will you let my drench you in some ice cold water to cool you off and enter you in a wet t-shirt contest

 

[Apricot]

Lol, no. Nobody wants to see apricots in a wet t-shirt

Would you take your pants off just for a moment with no reason?

 

[pigheaded]

Ok, just did… down dog!

Would you streak naked trough a mall if you lost a bet

 

[Apricot]

Yes, I pay my debts always

Would you polar dip with me and never mind the shrinkage?

 

[pigheaded]

Damn the luck! Okkk but don’t look down

would you let me warm you up after in my own “special” way

 

[Apricot]

No because it always involves your damp socks.

Would you let me add copious amounts of gasoline to the fire?

 

[pigheaded]

Ohh those damn socks! They can’t possibly still be damp.. are you wearing them as a scarf

sure why not..let it burn!

Would you let me show you how a fire extinguisher works

 

[Apricot]

Yes

Would you let me tell you the extinguishers are twenty years old?

 

[pigheaded]

Wait, what? Ohh boy…

umm Would you let carry you away over my shoulder to rescue you… and than spank you for staring the fire in the first place

 

[Apricot]

Sure

Would you consider cutting down on your meat consumption and adding insects for protein?

 

[pigheaded]

Reducing the meat, prob… the bugs….nooooo lol noooo

Would you like a root beer float for breakfast

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Disturbing.

Would you fly me to the moon if you could?

 

[Apricot]

I would give it a try but brace yourself for a spectacular air show

Would you like to see a time travel machine come to fruition?

 

[pigheaded]

Sure, butt it would probably make a mess of everything if it existed.

Would you build your own tiny home on a trailer and travel and explore the country?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'd rather build a decently sized home near the woods on a small lakefront and have an RV for when I find time.

Would eat only fish for meat for the rest of your life?

 

[Apricot]

I think I could as long as I could buy it fresh from the fishermen every day

Would you take home and protect any living space aliens you came across in a downed spacecraft or turn them over to the government?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'd keep moving. Don't want to potentially get vaporized into a cloud of ash by a green pointy gun with rings around it.

Would you eat squirrels if it was a common thing to do?

 

[Yesm01]

If they taste all right and provide a good source of protein, I'd eat them.. and if it were common, I'd imagine they would be readily available.

Would you try something even if people on TV said not to yet real-life people could testify to its efficacy?