Game You’re a burglar

[Esoterix]

An inch off the bottom of one leg on every chair and table.

 

[Stanthropical]

Stealing your bath tub.

 

[Esoterix]

A slice out of your irrigation system.

 

[Stanthropical]

All your lemon slices.

 

[JustLooking91x]

I’m stealing your milk.

 

[Dirtymatt]

The cap off of every thing

 

[Esoterix]

Buttons from all your clothes.

 

[JustLooking91x]

I’m stealing all of your batteries.

 

[Stanthropical]

All shoelaces, except from the pair you hate.

Y'all a bunch of criminals. I can't believe the rapid response to this thread.

 

[JustLooking91x]

I’m stealing one sock from every pair.

 

[Stanthropical]

Stealing all your nail clippers.

 

[Esoterix]

Your teabags.

 

[Stanthropical]

Your gonks.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I'm stealing the lint filter from your dryer.

 

[Esoterix]

They said minor inconvenience, not major.

Your skeleton animals.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I'm stealing the phone from in front of your face.

 

[Esoterix]

Your SIM card.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Your FCN login info.

 

[Stanthropical]

Your shuffle.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Your sense of humor...Oh Wait..