Banter You are the Nature itself... A - Z

How do you feel rite meow?

  • Doge.

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  • Dogecoin.

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  • I am a walrus.

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  • Wrong! Battlestar Galactica.

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  • I am a potato.

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  • Bitcoin or gtfo.

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  • Lizard factory.

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  • Total voters
    4

Stanthropical

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FCN Regular
...you are the force of life!

Make a new animal, bug, insect, etc or a plant and name it (alphabetical order).
Describe (or draw) what it looks like, how it evolved, whether it still exists or went extinct, when did it thrive, how it moves/spreads around, its environment, its diet/nutritional needs, how it reproduces and whatever other details you can come up with for it.
Maybe model it on the user above at their expense (lighthearted fun) or as flattery. Get creative!
 
Ant Hrop e Kal

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This weird creature hails from a planet yet undiscovered by mankind. (I know about this planet because I have LD OBE - long distance out of body experiences - hence I travel to the edge of the universe on a regular basis, exploring planets etc).

Only one exists and it currently lives in my basement with me (There’s no shame in living in a basement. My parents pay my bills and in return I don't let loose the "unique" creatures that live with me. So be quiet!).

Many experiments have yielded the following data:
- The Ant Hrop e Kal is a carnivore and enjoys big lumps of soft flesh, which it thoroughly licks beforehand. Interestingly it also enjoys various seafood, in particular the Oysterius Megalossus.

- It is flightless and prefers running all over the place in a state of high alertness. Its many eyes have the ability to rotate individually to give it a 360 degree vision.

- Its reproductive organs are sheathed by a thick layer of scaled skin. Occassionally I have observed that a tri-pointed cannoli-like organ extends from its back, from in between the wings. It waves it langorously and during that time I have observed drops of fluid coming from its five eyes. I can only surmise that it yearns for a mate, although this is only speculation.
 

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