You wake up nude...

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Why are you sweating and panting?

 

[Locket44]

You look even better in the daylight

 

[Trueman]

Oh wow, you look gorgeous

 

[Stanthropical]

Out. Out now. gtfo. OUT OUT OUT OUT

 

[Locket44]

Where did all this soil come from?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

I'm not asking where he planted the seeds.

 

[Locket44]

Mmmmm just the hat.... Interesting

 

[Deleted member 133968]

Rolls on top, looking at your nipples. "Just a little nibble to get the day started?"

 

[DD_850]

Rolls over, looking at the wall damn you actually managed to cover all of it good aim

 

[Normalish]

Opening my eyes looking at the poster on the wall, " if i knew you supported them I'd have spanked you harder"

 

[Stanthropical]

*calls police*

 

[Locket44]

Why are all these hoes here?

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Are you surprised?

 

[Locket44]

I am covered in feathers Ewww

 

[JudithJ1337]

Good mo... oh hey! Did we?

 

[MelancholyArtist]

thinks about the location of the window, in case I have to jump out if her BF shows up.

 

[Locket44]

Watches stunned as he stands painting while naked

 

[Trueman]

Watching her beauty with huge joy, enjoying her awesome naked curves and getting a morning boner for her, as I start tasting her all over

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't even know who you are. //in Thanos voice

 

[Locket44]

What have you done to my lady garden