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Hi, Lets talk Tattoo's some time, I see you've got one on your leg?. I started with a small one on my shoulder but the addiction soon took hold *shudders* and look what a mess I've made! Lets chat designs,I've still got one or two small patches we could get something done on together (Oi not THAT small!). Don't worry I won't want yours to be anywhere painful. I cried like a baby with the Samuri and dragons so I wouldn't wish that on anyone!, although it was kinda exciting and with pain comes pleasure *Mentally Pegs out the washing* and I suppose the dragons could do with reinking if you'd like to help with colouring in.

Just be CAREFUL out there, some things just can't be UNseen *closes eyes and shudders* thinking "Thanks 4x4 exhaust, suspenders and big grin guy" and what ever u do DON'T say you like Cats or Dogs (& especially Horses), unless that is your thing and you'll soon be sSkat playing it with the best of them (FFS look it up in Dictionary if u aint got a clue what I'm on about, DON'T use Google Images!!!)

My SoH (Sense of Humour) and English colloquialisms (and spelling) aren't to everyone's taste, but a simple no thanks or "Fuck Off" and I'll be gone and you won't have to store me on your Stalker lists (*In the Bloke from Jaw's voice* You're gonna need a bigga notebook!).

Hope none of this puts u off though :) as there are some people with bigger vocabularies than "Cock, suck&my) out there, you're just gonna have to develop your Spidy senses pretty quick.......stay SAFE out there :)

*YSL deletes account and heads to the hills*

Sorry guys but shes needs to be warned, u can thank 4x4 guy for my PTSD inspired ramblings (OK then I'M high but it's purely medicinal I assure you)

I'll save my Personality Types review for the next J and some other poor ladies post (Maybe NOW someone will speak to me over on the other forums rather than leaving me to stumble around stoned in here)

Joint slowly fizzes out.......*sounds of applause and shouts of "About fuckintime"...."File this stupid English twat under W for Weird in your Mental Wank Bank"........yes wb....need a wb in the rw, need one of thossssssssssssssss

RW (Real World) Now...... back with me in the RW learn how to keep these 2 separate and whatever u do never reply to someone when drunk or high :)

I should really charge for this sorta advice but as a Lady u probably won't get those sorta problems here.

I do sell dic pics if you are interested though :) , I take it you've got 20/20 vision? (OK 20/40 might be better or glasses?).

I normally ask $5 full frontal, $3 with a hand over it but if you're on welfare I will go as low as $1, but I'd be sticking it between my legs for that sorta money I'm afraid.

I also do fully nude "Insert" an object Bingo sessions between 1-3am GMT - $50 for half an hour, max 5 objects over on upDog (BFU ask it's the equivalent of Bart's prank calls to Mo, so don't bother googling it! (Hands Up - U Got me!!)
 
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