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Clearly the man is enjoying himself. I just can’t tell if he is using that book to hide the fact that he is actually jacking off on the beach or is actually reading. Either way, here is to good times my man. ;)
 
Thalassa said:
We never knew this, but I just found out what his handle was trying to tell us all along "Freaks! I Love Dildo Orgasms!"
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Hahahahahaha ... that was pretty good. I just found out that she likes to recreate the scene from the movie “Splash” where Daryl Hannah walks out of the water naked. It secretly turns her on. Not to mention everybody watching her. I have yet to verify this but one day ... one day. ;)
 
All I know is this. Do not go down Elm Street. That road is full of crazies. I am ok with taking a walk down down the yellow brick road to see the wizard. Although I think that is what the guy next door names his cock. Forget that. Let’s just take a “Joyride” instead.
 
Let's take that joyride "Fast and Furious" while still being vigilant - we don't want "A Series of Unfortunate Events" happening to us. I'll take you to see "The Lake House" I bought last summer.
 
Thalassa said:
Let's take that joyride "Fast and Furious" while still being vigilant - we don't want "A Series of Unfortunate Events" happening to us. I'll take you to see "The Lake House" I bought last summer.
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Is that the house on “Lake Placid”? I saw that home after taking a “Wrong Turn” on a one way street. Thank goodness your neighbors, “The Burbs” I think, we’re there to get me pointed in the right direction. It was
 
That's the one! "It's a Wonderful Life" out here. Nothing like that other infamous Lake Placid. Ok, to be truthful...I did find a dead shark on the shore. Its "Jaws" were enormous! My neighbors helpful, very. Bordering on "Invasive"...
 
Well that guy did seem pretty odd. He did say “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and I was like, what? You mean when I traveled “3000 Miles to Graceland”? He said he must have me confused with that other fella. I said, “The one that lives on “Shutter Island” in the middle of the lake?” He said “No. The one that lives with “ TheGirl Next Door””. The “Girl With The Dragon Tatto”, I asked? No, no ... she lives in “The House At The End Of The Street”. Your confusing me, my man. I’m just here to take a walk with @Thalassa.
 
Fildo66 said:
Well that guy did seem pretty odd. He did say “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and I was like, what? You mean when I traveled “3000 Miles to Graceland”? He said he must have me confused with that other fella. I said, “The one that lives on “Shutter Island” in the middle of the lake?” He said “No. The one that lives with “ TheGirl Next Door””. The “Girl With The Dragon Tatto”, I asked? No, no ... she lives in “The House At The End Of The Street”. Your confusing me, my man. I’m just here to take a walk with @Thalassa.
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Epic!!!!!
 
Did you know he already has his "Tombstone" made? So creepy. His "Psycho" wife isn't any better. I swear they're "Aliens"! Once they invited me over for a BBQ. It felt like "The Longest Day" ever.
 
I can only imagine. But hey, “Different Strokes” for different folks right? I found it odd the wife kept talking about being a member of “The Stepford Wives” club. “That’s cool” I replied kind of “Dazed and Confused”. Is that anything like being part of “The Breakfast Club” or “The Avengers”? “Not exactly” the husband replied. Is it like “Fight Club” or a “Glee” club? “No you idiot” the husband shouted. “Have you ever seen “Terminator”? He asked. Yes I replied. “They’re kind of like that”. Oooooooooooohhh...
 
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