911 … what’s your emergency?
I think I’m being followed by a gorgeous lady wearing nothing but lingerie.
What is the problem sir?
Nothing. Just wanted this on record in case I end up handcuffed somewhere wearing panties and doing something I don’t (doubt it) like. Good bye
He is extremely sensitive about who follow and who dont follow him ... and I wonder if he knows it only matters really for those who visit the chatside of FCN regulary