Seems to be a starving hobo with a cellphone. Delirious already from starvation and dehydration. Buddy, sell your phone and buy some cheesecake and beer.
Seems to not know me so well cause she put me and beer in the same sentence. I think she should go back to basics and start asking about my food and drink preferences.
And yes I'd love some cherry cheesecake. Bring me some please