You're living with...

[emptynestcpl]

Walks around with almost nothing on and she knows what it does to me.

 

[LilithX]

Too much bird poop in his room

 

[emptynestcpl]

Walks around fully clothed and she knows what that does to me.

 

[witchygirl]

Never home..

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

she never leaves the bedroom with @Dcdevon

 

[xyzrp]

Always leaving her guns around!
Bloody footprint and handprints all over the house

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

pays rent in M&Ms

 

[TacoBelle]

Quotes Borat.

 

[witchygirl]

Steals my coins...

 

[JackieTreehorn]

I thought you agreed to dismantle your Jay Cutler..."shrine" or whatever you want to call it, when he got traded.
Is he even in the league anymore?

 

[Bekka]

Uses my toothbrush