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[SeaPaganLady]

Yeah I got mad skills at life goals I just need to hit the start button and save the money and stay focused on the prize at the end of the tunnel.

 

[MannyMan]

I hear ya on that!!

 

[SeaPaganLady]

Thanks cutie I hope you have all your dreams and fantasies come true sexy man.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Hits on every single woman so I could never bring female friends over

 

[SeaPaganLady]

Not if your around lovely thing maybe we can make a sexy and beautiful team toghter sometime pretty little rose cause who knowns what cards are in the hands of sexual desire???

 

[SeaPaganLady]

We must have a little private chat sometime love don't you think so too exotic flower???

 

[lucky_luke]

Doesn't let me watch basketball games while drinking ice tea...unbelievable

 

[Delight]

Gets me to hold my hands out in a circle, so he can sink some balls

Looking for alternative accommodation.

 

[WomanOnTop]

You need to stop doing the Super Bowl Shuffle. It’s 33 years old for crying out loud.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Always stealing my pillow

 

[Delight]

You can move in with me but no duct tapping me in my sleep. No vegimite. And the Roo stays outside.

Oh and you have to be nakid...(don't hit me)

Well, the vegemite is a deal breaker, and I'm always naked under my clothes (I'm never violent btw), but I do have a counter offer. Come closer so you can read the fine print of the living arrangements .

*fills all your shoes with mayo while you're distracted *

 

[SeaEagle]

lol, keeps filling my guests shoes with Mayo... and won't clean up the mess afterwards!
*runs off to hide the vegemite before @Delight eats it all... again*

 

[Delight]

ROFL. The dude leaves bird droppings on my garden statues. Not cool lol. I have to get the gerni out twice a day for the replica of "Michelangelo's David "

 

[SeaEagle]

Well, you keep hiding the bird bath, so what else am I to do....

 

[Jinxy]

You keep pooping on my friends that come over.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Your ass is very distracting

 

[SeaPaganLady]

I want to live with the crypt keeper and the grime reaper so that I can do filthy sexual deeds and go down on them in a coffin or have sex with a headless warrior or zombie in a pumpkin patch at night mmmmmmnmmmnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[SeaPaganLady]

Bottoms up Dracula you sexy monster cause you can suck on my little finger and beautful Elizabeth Belthorey can have me for the rest of the night little batty mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh.