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[Locket44]

He shows me his pet rat at every opportunity..

 

[Dogowar]

Is proud how smooth her pussy is.

 

[highimstorm]

He forgot to buy more air fresheners! Come on it's the holidays! We need the holiday scents lol

 

[Locket44]

She tries to cover up the smell of her constant farting with air fresheners and the combination is even worse.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Shes always sitting naked on the furniture...oh wait thats not a complaint

 

[Locket44]

She never sleeps!

 

[Stanthropical]

Always near my mantis container, making silly mantis arms gestures and laughing uncontrollably. Like, all the time.

 

[Locket44]

Sleeps with his mantis

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Keep asking me to kill bugs

 

[Locket44]

Don't call Stan a bug

I live in a fluffy pink Palace but dyeing my dog pink is the last straw.

 

[Stanthropical]

Has a pink dog who is permitted everywhere and anywhere.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Won't let me paint his room pink

 

[Stanthropical]

Is colorblind and thinks black is pink. Everything in black is just a bit much.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Thinks liking pink is colorblind, actually everything is pink. He's the color blind one.

 

[Stanthropical]

Pays rent in marbles.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Doesn't pay rent

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesnt flush the toilet or clean the shower.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Has Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas" on heavy rotation.

 

[Stanthropical]

Let's a bunch of random pets roam freely in home, like snakes, chickens, otters, cats, chihuahua, gooses, etc... They sometimes cross paths and a stand-off erupts in the kitchen in the table in the middle of the night.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Keeps adopting preying mantises so they take over the apartment