Dressing up my penis.... masturbating with the googly eyes on it....even if I didn't look...I could hear the eyes jiggling around, I died laughing after opening my eyes....seeing crazy eyes staring at me....
Dressing up my penis.... masturbating with the googly eyes on it....even if I didn't look...I could hear the eyes jiggling around, I died laughing after opening my eyes....seeing crazy eyes staring at me....
No... Definitely not, I'd laugh too hard can't focus on the good thoughts when I hear the clattering of the eyes....I actually think I might have an association issue at this point after one time...do NOT jiggle googly eyes around me..... PLEASE
Dressing up my penis.... masturbating with the googly eyes on it....even if I didn't look...I could hear the eyes jiggling around, I died laughing after opening my eyes....seeing crazy eyes staring at me....
Job application questionnaire: “Please rate your current use of cocaine” “If someone disrespects you, how likely is it that you will hit that person”
LMAO