Dear Public Diary,

Hey Diary,
Checked out my "info about me" last night and just about died haha. Major facepalm when I realized how pretentious I had first sounded lol. So glad the community has been relatively forgiving as I've learned how to play the game here :)
Trying to plan my next big adventure. Sorta hard with all this Coronavirus nonsense and seriously ready for the world to come around...so many adventures to have, things to do and people to meet. Maybe I should write a novel... :rolleyes:
 
Dear Diary,

I want this friggin’ course to come to an end already. I’ve dealt with enough bullshit the past few months and I am counting down the weeks now.

Frankly, I don’t want to hear that loud mouth boisterous bitch’s voice today. She gives me a brain-ache right between the eyes...every flippin’ time.

Sincerely,

Fed Up
 
Dear Public Diary,
Today there was no butter in the fridge. So I had to walk downstairs & get a pack from the freezer. That made me angry. Then I thought about how I could melt it on his hot body and lick it off. That made me happy again.
Sincerely,
Lilly :)
 
Dear PD,
I sit here and wonder if I'll ever get my breast reduction surgery considering this whole CV stuff is going on. I'm over my big boobs I need some damn relief!
 
Captains log stardate 73785
Today while searching through the public archives I came across a peculiar subculture of humans called VSCO girls...their common phrases include sksksk, and I oop, and save the turtles. An environmentally conscious group that prefers comfort over true fashion. An increasingly growing subculture that will need to be monitored to determine if they will be allies or enemies.

Captain out
 
Captains log stardate 73785
Today while searching through the public archives I came across a peculiar subculture of humans called VSCO girls...their common phrases include sksksk, and I oop, and save the turtles. An environmentally conscious group that prefers comfort over true fashion. An increasingly growing subculture that will need to be monitored to determine if they will be allies or enemies.

Captain out
Also- hydroflasks and scrunchies.
 

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