Nah, man, I don't know how to swim. But on the off chance, there has been instances of dolphins saving drowning people, I don't want to take the risk tho :3
Would you let a dolphin hump your leg while you smile for the pic? (Inspired by real life incidents)
No because I know they can climax like we do and I hate it when dogs do it and just NO!
MWAHAHAHA
Would you sail to sea with me in a beautiful pea green boat? (Might just mention I have no sailing experience but look a bit alright in a captains hat and aviator shades lmao)