Game Would you...? Why?

Nah, man, I don't know how to swim. But on the off chance, there has been instances of dolphins saving drowning people, I don't want to take the risk tho :3

Would you let a dolphin hump your leg while you smile for the pic? (Inspired by real life incidents)
 
No because I know they can climax like we do and I hate it when dogs do it and just NO!

MWAHAHAHA


Would you sail to sea with me in a beautiful pea green boat? (Might just mention I have no sailing experience but look a bit alright in a captains hat and aviator shades lmao)
 
Of coarse, luckily I'm a competent sailer. Shame about the colour of the vessal but won't be looking at that.

Would you be on my nerf wargames side (need back up)
 
I have 3 Nerf guns I shit you not!!! So FUCK YEAH! #NerfOrNothing

Would you dress in camo and war paint your face n wear customized nick name dog tags and join Kris n me on being giant war children?
 
*backs away slowly*
No because I don't understand any of that and... I need to wash my hair :)

Will you massage my back for 30 minutes?
 
I would.. like Price is Right!!…. not something I could embarrass myself at... stay away Alex Trebec!!!!!

Would u eat and dash??
 
Yes and have done several times.

Would you pay for a shoplifters items so the don't get into trouble.
 
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