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Flirtinghubby
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Section 9.0.1.2
The quality and frequency of the lady's "performance" in bed shall dictate the degree of permissable snacks she is allowed to consume in said bed
Section 9.0.1.2
The quality and frequency of the lady's "performance" in bed shall dictate the degree of permissable snacks she is allowed to consume in said bed
I lay like a Starfish, and eat cheetos
Oops
This one time, at adult band camp...
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AussieDutchGuy
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I love doing a bit of mutual masturbation sometimes, nothing hotter than watching someones face in pleasure as they are masturbating over you masturbating over them
Was once with a a young lady and my ex wife. I'm going at it for, well a period of time in excess of 20 minutes. The young lady who is now working on a very large number of orgasms looks up at my wife and asks, does he always go this long? She just smiled down sweetly and said, honey, he's just getting warmed up. Her eyes rolled in the back of her head and she exclaimed, I'm a dead woman.
Don’t limit the poor guy! Doing his best! Can’t put a time limit on going at it! Get coffee, find a magazine and enjoy!
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Thalassa
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I figured it out (which is why I deleted my post). He was going at it for 20+ mins nonstop.
Batteries can’t keep up!
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Thalassa
Guest
Batteries can’t keep up!
That's why my toy is rechargeable
That said, I have wondered what length of time men can fuck nonstop and not cum, and what length of time women can take a straight nonstop fucking.
Pffffffft! What women you been porking??
You monster!
Last time I squirted as I hit my climax it wasnt a really big one but it WAS in the shape of a cute little possum 
Feeling a bit Yolo so here's a first for me - the pic I had to snap of my cute little critter shape
... tmi? Bad luck Karen.
PS: Matress protectors are LIFE
Feeling a bit Yolo so here's a first for me - the pic I had to snap of my cute little critter shape
... tmi? Bad luck Karen.PS: Matress protectors are LIFE
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Jinxy
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Omg it is a possum hahahaLast time I squirted as I hit my climax it wasnt a really big one but it WAS in the shape of a cute little possum
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Feeling a bit Yolo so here's a first for me - the pic I had to snap of my cute little critter shape
I think it should be my mascot. I'll call him Squirt the possum ... omg! @Jinxy you must remember POSSUM MAGIC!?
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Jinxy
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Definitely do. Can’t remember squirting in it tho Hahahha
I have written (squitten) the remix lmfao
And you might not know this but Grandma Poss is a squirter from way back!!
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Jinxy
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Ah haha!! How did you even?! Nevermind lol you NEVER cease to amaze me cheeky Jinxy!
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