Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[DemonicDemi]

I don't like the way you breathe. It's annoying. It's over

 

[pigheaded]

You are too anti smooching..every time I go for a kiss I get burned,,,damnation was supposed to be more fun,,hmmm bye lady...I’ll miss that tail.....

 

[Imreddevil]

I don't like the way you grunt...Sorry !

 

[Englishflower]

You're so hyper critical always finding faults we're done

 

[Jinxy]

We need to break up. I just can’t understand anything you say with that accent.

 

[Imreddevil]

You're so hyper critical always finding faults we're done

I'm sorry @pigheaded , Now happy milady @Englishflower

 

[DemonicDemi]

Cakes and demons don't mix well, gotta let you go

 

[NerdiGuy]

Dear @DemonicDemi - I'm sorry but this will never work. I have struggled over this and its just so obvious that you are hornier than I am. They keep poking my when I try to sleep and the medical expenses are growing out of control. I know you'll understand, otherwise we would have been great together.

 

[Pyra]

So the thing is...I'm gay.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Always smothering me with them damn boobs

 

[Pyra]

Always smothering me with them damn boobs

I apologize for nothing!

 

[Tiger_22]

Dear @Pyra

I am breaking up with you. I saw you smother @AmandaFlirty with your boobs and realized the 2 of you are meant to be together. While I did appreciate you smothering me with your boobs, I could tell the passion of smothering has flowed to another. And please don't apologize, everyone should experience the @Pyra boob smother at some point in their lives I am glad I had the opportunity while it lasted. Plus I know I cannot compete with the beauty of @AmandaFlirty Can we still be friends?

 

[MissLed]

Sorry but I just sold my soul to the Devil. So ya see, I'ma gonna be a tat busy for awhile lol

 

[Kbunny]

I'm breaking up with you because you never let me see your pics.

It's not fair...

Goodbye! *dramatically covers face and sobs*

 

[Pyra]

I can't stand the fact that you wear that top so much better than I ever could. Bye

 

[NerdiGuy]

You hussy!!! You've been smothering everyone with your boobs but me! It's over!!! *runs off crying hysterically*

 

[AlexWS]

I asked him to do a drum solo from Ac/dc but he played me rush booooooo

 

[LilithX]

That’s a giant poison ivy leaf, see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya!

 

[SteveVeryLong]

Dear Lilith, I heard that you kissed another girl. I really can't stand that. You should have invited me too.

 

[Englishflower]

You get jealous way to easy so it's over