Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[CantBeTamed]

Write a “Dear John” letter to break up with the user above you. Remember to let them know why you’re dumping them! (Keep it friendly and fun)

Example: Dear @CantBeTamed,
I’m breaking up with you because you spend too much time on FCN.

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @CantBeTamed,
I am breaking up with you because I am intimidated by your boobs. They take up the whole screen, and that intimidates me. I wish you the best of luck.
With love,
@ImplicitCell92

 

[nessabbyxo]

Dear @ImplicitCell92,
I'm breaking up with you because I had to follow you first and you didn't follow back and that just hurts.

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear @nessabbyxo

I'm breaking up with you because I'm just flat out way to awesome to be brought down by you.

 

[nessabbyxo]

Dear @Jamespa44,
I'm breaking up with you because well I'm just to fabulous and you just don't know how to handle it all. Don't worry I'll leave you some beer so you can drink the pain away.

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @Jamespa44,
I am breaking up with you because I can't remember getting together with you. I hope you understand, and I will always kind of like you.

 

[Slopps]

Dear @ImplicitCell92


I'm breaking up with you. It is not me, it's definitively you.

Slopps

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @Slopps,
I am breaking up with you for calling me someone else the first time. Have a nice life.

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear @ImplicitCell92

I'm breaking up with you because it's your fault we never got together.

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @Jamespa44,
I am breaking up with you for playing the blame game. Its your own fault.

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear @ImplicitCell92

It didn't have to be this way... sorry you couldn't keep up.

 

[DarlaRose]

Dear @Jamespa44
I'm breaking up with you because I don't know who you are. I thought having a relationship with a stranger would be fun. But it's not..

Sorryy

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @DarlaRose,
I am breaking up with you because you aren't the real @DarlaRose, you're an evil clone.

 

[DarlaRose]

Dear @ImplicitCell92
Im breaking up with you because you always run away when I try to cuddle you

 

[Someguy1323]

Dear @DarlaRose
Sorry...I hate caramel pudding.

 

[DarlaRose]

Dear @DarlaRose
Sorry...I hate caramel pudding.

I'm breaking up with you because who doesn't like caramel pudding????!!!!!!

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @DarlaRose
I am breaking up with you for not cuddling me 24/7/365

 

[Someguy1323]

Dear @ImplicitCell92

You're smarter and more funny then I am. I'm done. Call me when you stop being smart and funny. Or when I am.

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @CantBeTamed,
I'm breaking up with you because you beat me to the punch.

 

[Stanthropical]

It's not you. It's me—I can't STANd you.