Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[emptynestcpl]

I am breaking up with you nessa, you never let me see your nipples. I slide your bra off and there is no telling what you will have covering them up. I can't deal with this any longer. I still love you and it's not you it's me.

 

[nessabbyxo]

I am breaking up with you nessa, you never let me see your nipples. I slide your bra off and there is no telling what you will have covering them up. I can't deal with this any longer. I still love you and it's not you it's me.

Lmao I'm sorry had to reply too funny not to but ya maybe if Nessa ever became single one day then she would show some nips who knows lol


Also I'm breaking up with you @emptynestcpl because your nest is empty and you should really do something about it so people feel more welcome and it just bothers me too much so I must go.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

@nessabbyxo I can't keep doing US anymore because you loved me and I froze in time, hungry for that flesh of mine, I cant compete with That Roman guyhe-wolf who has brought me to my knees, what do you see in those yellow eyes, cause I'm falling to pieces!

 

[Jinxy]

Dear @PheonixxxMonroe
I am breaking up with you because I suck at puzzles and you keep falling to pieces.

 

[Slopps]

Dear @Jinxy

How could you order pizza with pineapple? Obviously I changed the locks and if you have anything you would like to say, please send a letter to my lawyer.

Slopps

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @Slopps,
I am breaking up with you because you cheated on me with @Jinxy, as seen above

 

[Alexa79]

Dear Slopps,

I was only with you for your body. I’m done with it now. Moving on.
Oh and don’t worry I’ll leave you the cheese when cleaning out your apartment.
Edit:
dear Cel,
Our time has come to an end. You’ve taken all
My tutus and I’ve had enough.
Twirls away.

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear @Alexa79

I'm breaking up with.you because my repeated attempts to reconcile our relationship have been ignored.

 

[Alexa79]

Thank goodness James,
I’ve already broken @Slopps heart and @ImplicitCell92
Didn’t want to break yours too. Bye

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @Alexa79,
I'm breaking up with you for breaking James' heart. Plus you're already taken by someone more qualified to love you.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Hey Impy, I have to be fair to you and I have to be fair to myself so we need to go our own ways, do some deep soul searching and walk our own paths to true enlightemnent from now on. We're just two very different souls that need different things!

Please dont beg me to stay, I've made up my mind.

 

[Alexa79]

Dear Phoenix
You have a killer ass, but let’s face it I’m way out of your league. Your sexy and all but it’s over. You can keep the dog, cat and spider in a jar. I’m just going to take the money in our joint account.

 

[Jinxy]

Dear @Alexa79

I just can’t go on sharing you anymore ... I’m bowing out of this relationship and letting him have you.

P.s. we can still hook up tho

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear @Jinxy

I can't do this anymore. You can't keep showing up in the middle of the night begging for cuddles... it's over and done with

 

[Jamespa44]

Dear. @CantBeTamed


I'm dumping you, not the other way around. I'm sorry you don't appreciate my spa. It's too good for you anyways

P.S
I gave your cucumber water to @ImplicitCell92

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Oh can't be tamed... grrrl, I thought I was the ftee bird but you my dear are fucking wild so I'm letting you off the chain and I want you to run, flyyy, be freeeeee!
Go ... that's the one, back to your habitat, don't look back just be gone!!!

Edit: James, I legit had a really, really fucked up ex called James and I don't date James's and couldn't ever cause I am so traumatized and scarred for life!! Total Voldermort sitch ... I feel uncomfortable when the J name is spoken!!

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Nobody wants to break up with me huh ??
.

 

[Alexa79]

Ok since you didn’t get the clear message last time.
We are over, caput, nada, nilch, nothing.
Did you already empty the account? Hmmm

 

[ImplicitCell92]

Dear @PheonixxxMonroe
You seem too great for people to break up with! That's why I'm breaking up with you, because no one should be left out

 

[Jinxy]

Dear @PheonixxxMonroe

I’m done! I just can’t keep up with you any more. So we need to break up so I can get some sleep.