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Alexa79
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Lol. You wanted a break up. You got 3. 
"Soooo Alexa can't waaaaait, she knows it's too laaaate as im walkin on byyyyyy! My sooouul sliiides awaaaYyyy but dont look back in anger I heard you say!
Dear @PheonixxxMonroe
I am breaking up with you for quoting Don't Look Back In Anger without a YouTube link. Unforgivable.
I am breaking up with you for quoting Don't Look Back In Anger without a YouTube link. Unforgivable.
Breaking up cause you need youtube more than me and because that song was so huge , we should all know it off by heart without youtube by now,
Oh, I do, but everyone knows there are three songs you ALWAYS have to accompany with a YouTube video. "Don't Look Back In Anger" by Oasis, "Say It Ain't So" by Weezer, and "I Think I'm Paranoid" by Garbage.
@CantBeTamed I'm breaking up with you for breaking up with me first
Lol! Good call! But I prefer Queer by Garbage! Say it aint so is Blink isn't it?? I cant do this anymore! You didn't include the film clips after mentioning them either ... you HYPOCRITE! Now take your half of the cds and the guitar shaped cd holder and leave me!!
Yeah but I didn't quote them either
Also
"CRY ME A RIVERRRRR!" (Brttany ... bitchhh lol)
That was my Justin dumping Brit aka me dumping you ... "Ohhh, The damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving!"
That was my Justin dumping Brit aka me dumping you ... "Ohhh, The damage is done so I guess I'll be leaving!"
I'm breaking up with you just for using those names. I am sorely disappointed!
Dear @CantBeTamed
I know we could have made it work, but my allergies to wax and shaving cream have left me no choice. The horrible rash, the constant struggle to stay smooth, and all that baby powder and lotion forming a thick paste like a second skin, peeling off in long strips when we "cuddle" has just become too much. My whole body itches, and your recommendation of rubbing aftershave on it was not the best.
I enjoyed our time together, and truly hope you find the man who reminds you of my hairless cat Simon. But in reality you brought more pain and discomfort to me than I have ever experienced in all my life. Also, it was not funny when you tried to shave my back while I was vacuuming shirtless...those scars will never go away.
I can't wait for this to all grow back and this damn itching to stop.
Someguy
I know we could have made it work, but my allergies to wax and shaving cream have left me no choice. The horrible rash, the constant struggle to stay smooth, and all that baby powder and lotion forming a thick paste like a second skin, peeling off in long strips when we "cuddle" has just become too much. My whole body itches, and your recommendation of rubbing aftershave on it was not the best.
I enjoyed our time together, and truly hope you find the man who reminds you of my hairless cat Simon. But in reality you brought more pain and discomfort to me than I have ever experienced in all my life. Also, it was not funny when you tried to shave my back while I was vacuuming shirtless...those scars will never go away.
I can't wait for this to all grow back and this damn itching to stop.
Someguy
I'm over all your constant NAGGING! There's the door now GET OUT! I DID EVERYTHING for you, even the weird kinky butt stuff!!
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Alexa79
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@PheonixxxMonroe
Well, don't get lonely now, and dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get
So uptight you been thinking about ditching me
Well, don't get lonely now, and dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get
So uptight you been thinking about ditching me
@PheonixxxMonroe
It was your obsession with bubbles that has led me to this. I kept telling you no matter how much soap you forced into me, through the smoothies, our homemade "bubble hollandaise", or the various other slippery concoctions we made, I was not going to turn into a bubble like my profile pic. It did however cause some quite frothy shits.
Oh and about the butt stuff, you were the one who suggested the strap on, and my ass...not I. Did you really need to use shampoo as lube?
I'm done, as a parting gift, I've filled your laundry machine with soap and turned it on...I imagine you will have a foam party tonight, just don't slip and fall.
Someguy
It was your obsession with bubbles that has led me to this. I kept telling you no matter how much soap you forced into me, through the smoothies, our homemade "bubble hollandaise", or the various other slippery concoctions we made, I was not going to turn into a bubble like my profile pic. It did however cause some quite frothy shits.
Oh and about the butt stuff, you were the one who suggested the strap on, and my ass...not I. Did you really need to use shampoo as lube?
I'm done, as a parting gift, I've filled your laundry machine with soap and turned it on...I imagine you will have a foam party tonight, just don't slip and fall.
Someguy
*ghosts @Someguy1323 and lets him write his own Dear, @Someguy1323 letters, coming up with reasons to justify my actions*
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lucky_luke
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@xyzrp
Well the reason I'm breaking up with you is simple... You remember that time that for no reason at all you were mad at me and throat punched me.... After that you never kissed it better girl... And it hurt, it hurt a lot. I'm sorry but even now after all that time, you left me there with a broken heart and a sore throat... Ffs I wasn't able to eat chocolate for a month. So yeah that is my good bye message to you.
Be safe and take care
Well the reason I'm breaking up with you is simple... You remember that time that for no reason at all you were mad at me and throat punched me.... After that you never kissed it better girl... And it hurt, it hurt a lot. I'm sorry but even now after all that time, you left me there with a broken heart and a sore throat... Ffs I wasn't able to eat chocolate for a month. So yeah that is my good bye message to you.
Be safe and take care
@Someguy1323 I can't imagine my life without you, oh wait yes I can...you try to find the humor in everything, but something's aren't funny. Remember when I told you my turtle died, and you suggested we paint his shell like a sugar skull and wear it as a mask? Not funny, I had that turtle 30 years. Remember when we were walking to the wedding, and you pushed me down the muddy hill? Again not funny. Your comment about how the mud would make my skin smooth, also not funny.
Don't get me wrong you can be funny...when youre naked. But that's not the thing I want to laugh at. I want someone who loves me for who I am, not as a prop in their neverending quest to be humorous.
And for the last time, stop texting my boss naked pictures.
Don't get me wrong you can be funny...when youre naked. But that's not the thing I want to laugh at. I want someone who loves me for who I am, not as a prop in their neverending quest to be humorous.
And for the last time, stop texting my boss naked pictures.
Dear @Someguy1323
I am unable to break up with you. That made me laugh like crazy!
I am unable to break up with you. That made me laugh like crazy!
Dear @Someguy1323
I'm breaking up with you, dude, because you can't be funnier than me!
I'm breaking up with you, dude, because you can't be funnier than me!
Dear @Alexa79
You used to fill my life with rainbows and glitters, twirling on my page and twirling into my heart at the same time.
Things are not the same now. You twirled right outta my life into @Oldgymrat 's and I'm happy for you but I can't stay with you.
Not when you're not mine, not when your heart belongs to him.
Hope the wanker keeps you happy.
You used to fill my life with rainbows and glitters, twirling on my page and twirling into my heart at the same time.
Things are not the same now. You twirled right outta my life into @Oldgymrat 's and I'm happy for you but I can't stay with you.
Not when you're not mine, not when your heart belongs to him.
Hope the wanker keeps you happy.