Banter Why Are They Single?

[HinamiFueguchi]

Cause she's too cool for a relationship

 

[TBig88M]

Because she uses her camera to see if there's something in her nose.

 

[Thalassa]

Walks around the beach with a hard on and dares women to grab it, as he swings it around, moves it side to side and evades their reach. Like one of those games at the fair, where after you win you get those big fluffy toys.

 

[lucky_luke]

She loves her food more than anything... Also her obsession with galaktoboureko is unreal... I've heard rumors that once she threatened to kill 10 people with her fork when they came closer to her dessert. So apparently she's scary af.

 

[Thalassa]

Because he believes ridiculous rumors.

 

[TBig88M]

She spends too much time at the beach to watch men let women play games with plastic rings and their erections.

 

[EmmaJay]

Rinse and repeat. I feel like you should be allowed to participate in this forum thread @Hubby_Home_Alone

I never said he shouldn't be allowed to participate in this thread. I said that to get a laugh, which is why the lol was included in my comment.

 

[jayamal]

Still better to be alone then to be in a bad relationship...........<>>

 

[TBig88M]

Still better to be alone then to be in a bad relationship...........<>>

Unless the relationship is so bad that it is good.... Or does that only work for movies?

 

[Jinxy]

Gets all his relationship tips from movies. Problem is he only watches stalker flicks.

 

[jayamal]

Unless the relationship is so bad that it is good.... Or does that only work for movies?

Movies are mirrors of real life.....They just play the roles & do what the director tells them nothing else..<>

 

[TBig88M]

Because he explains things to people who already understand what he is explaining.

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

I never said he shouldn't be allowed to participate in this thread. I said that to get a laugh, which is why the lol was included in my comment.

I think she was just trying to be funny too...
hard to take too much of this stuff seriously...
its all good...

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Le gasp. Shocking turn of events

@Hubby_Home_Alone isn't single because we're already married.

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Le gasp. Shocking turn of events

@Hubby_Home_Alone isn't single because we're already married.

SHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Slopps]

Single because he can't have any form of relationship after a traumatizing 5min of marriage with @WomenRfromVenus

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Single because he can't have any form of relationship after a traumatizing 5min of marriage with @WomenRfromVenus

2 1/2 of those minutes, were the best dang minutes of his lyfe

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

2 1/2 of those minutes, were the best dang minutes of his lyfe

some might even say "Glorious"...

 

[Jeri36TG]

But he isnt single...

 

[DeWayne15]

Mystery?