Banter Why Are They Single?

[JoergGentle1965]

That hurts really bad lol.
That's why you are single, saying something like that lolz

 

[LilithX]

Because he types “lolz”

 

[Jinxy]

Because no man can keep up with her.

 

[Thalassa]

She is too busying making pickles all year round

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Its a mystery for the ages...

 

[Jinxy]

She shows her jealousy of my pickles too much

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Cause her milkshake only brings me to the yard

 

[Thalassa]

She forcefeeds sour pickle-milkshakes to any man who tries to date her.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

She spanks too hard with her mermaid fin

 

[Thalassa]

She begs too hard for my mermaid tail spanks, leaving no time for anyone else in my sex life.

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

She makes her dates watch Fergie singing the National Anthem

On loop

 

[lucky_luke]

Cause she loves comparing her "eggplant" with any guys "meat" when they first meet. And if they are not as big as she is then she starts laughing like @WomenRfromVenus gif was showing on the other thread.

Edit

She prefers to kill and then get to know the other person... So yeah that's a big problem.

 

[TBig88M]

Because the whole "He shoots faster than his shadow" thing is a myth.

 

[Slopps]

Fapping before a first date? Sure, why not.

But during?

 

[Thalassa]

Cause she loves comparing her "eggplant" with any guys "meat" when they first meet. And if they are not as big as she is then she starts laughing like @WomenRfromVenus gif was showing on the other thread.

Edit

She prefers to kill and then get to know the other person... So yeah that's a big problem.

He's a stink face.

Fapping before a first date? Sure, why not.

But during?

He asks women if he can wear their pantyhose and dress heels... during a date.

 

[AlexWS]

Nobody needs that MANY muffin tops to carry around their purse.

 

[Jinxy]

He muffin shames people

 

[TBig88M]

Nobody (except me) can handle her.

 

[Jinxy]

He is delusional

 

[TBig88M]

He is delusional

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