Banter Why Are They Single?

WomenRfromVenus · Aug 22, 2020

Likes to play shadow puppets with his dick

lucky_luke · Aug 22, 2020

Cause obviously she's from Venus when everyone else is from planet earth. Simple as that...no?

Jinxy · Aug 22, 2020

Because he is a giant and everytime he tries to get close to someone he squishes them.

Englishflower · Aug 22, 2020

Because she's too busy on FCN to actually go on a date lolz

TBig88M · Aug 22, 2020

Because she wares everybody out with her insatiable lust for cock.

Jinxy · Aug 23, 2020

Because he refuses to put pants on when he goes out.

Whoops79 · Aug 25, 2020

Even her selfish are on LSD

Englishflower · Aug 25, 2020

Spends all the time looking and never asking lolz

Jinxy · Aug 25, 2020

She never leaves her basement

PheonixxxMonroe · Aug 25, 2020

She's too busy staring at the ceiling Tripping balls and seeing glowing yellow heart shapes floating around to care about humans

Kbunny · Aug 25, 2020

Her toy collection is too intimidating!

pigheaded · Aug 25, 2020

she has to stop running over them all...that’s not flirting!

WomenRfromVenus · Aug 25, 2020

Cause his pickup line is

Want a little sausage?

Tdp06 · Aug 25, 2020

Told you to share your cigarette

Whoops79 · Aug 25, 2020

Demanding

Tdp06 · Aug 25, 2020

Not inspired enough

Whoops79 · Aug 25, 2020

Complaining

Tdp06 · Aug 25, 2020

Jealousy is a sin

Whoops79 · Aug 25, 2020

And apparently tpd exploits that to the max....tsk...

The pot calling the kettle black much?

Jinxy · Aug 28, 2020

Likes to say tsk too often